Well here it goes the most honest profile on the planet...Oh before I go any further, ladies I'm not stupid, why do some of you show pictures of yourself wearing a wedding ring...do you honestly think I'm going to reply it just shows me that you are after only one thing....and that is'nt me 😥 ok now my friends tell me that Im supposed to say something about myself, (right! Easier said than done) so here goes (this is the time to go and wash your hair or put the kettle on). I'm short, fat, old & bold...no really I'm 64 years old, 5ft 11in tall, medium build, hair I had some but woke up one morning to find that it had gone AWOL, so sorry I'm BALD, and no I'm not wearing a rug for anyone. (Haha! This is where 99.9% of you click off the profile, so bye and thanks for reading this far) for the last 1% My friends say that I'm honest, trustworthy, sincere, faithful, loyal and have GSOH (makes me sound like bloody lassie!) these are things they say to my face, don't know what they say behind my back though? But if I were honest I wouldn't disagree with the honest, trustworthy, sincere, faithful and loyal part. I live life to the full, as you never know what life will throw at you next. I know what I want from life and looking for a special lady to share this with.
I enjoy the outdoors, walks along the beach or in the countryside, fishing, camping, keeping fit/weight lifting (no muscle man) socialising with friends (when I get the chance) having a good old laugh at life and all that goes with it, On the other hand I'm quite at home in front of the fire with a glass of wine and a beautiful lady (kettle must have boiled now) Basically I'm like everyone else on here I'm looking for the person i can spend the rest of my life with, be happy in each others company, whether that happens who knows. I have to believe you are out there you may be on my doorstep or you maybe miles away either in England or in a different country....I will find you.

..Im looking for a woman who captures my imagination, someone who will surprise me with the unexpected as I would to her... im not interested in how much money you earn as money just does not impress me...I want you to be my first thought in the morning and my last at night if you to want this then you will have my heart!! im not just looking for a marriage proposal... a soul mate would be perfect (that is forever!). Im looking for a very tactile lady who would hold my hand everywhere and never shy away from a kiss in public coz the feelings I would have for her I would want everyone to know we are together!!

Ladies!Ladies....Sorry to be so harsh but I'm not a millionaire,or a meal ticket so if that's all your looking for please move on to the next male profile. For those of you who want the real thing I apologies but I am not a full member just yet which means I can only read and write one letter. (this is due to some thinking im just a ticket....sorry!)